Want You Inside Me: Funny Valentine's Day Jumbo Card

Here's a toast to all of the valentine lovers out there looking for the perfect card. This hilariously risque Jumbo Size Valentine's Day card is sure to butter any valentine's bread. This card will broadcast the news that you are open for business in no uncertain terms and is virtually guaranteed to get a rise out of even the most recalcitrant lover. Serve this delicious card up with your famous jelly roll for one delicious meal neither of you will forget. You don't need sappy poetry or flowers to get what you want. Funny valentine's pictures are worth a thousand awesome words. If you're looking for a way to not get burnt this Valentine's Day, then this card is a laugh-out-loud good time.