The doctor on this giant, funny Get Well card dispenses some surprisingly frank advice to the shirtless guy on his examination table. He recommends an experimental German treatment called 'Kwitcherbichen,' which in non-medical, layman terms translates to: 'Quit your bitching!' Chockfull of epically bad bedside manner, this enormous, humorous, clever, colorful card will be just the right massive medicine for that sick someone to 'Getcherasswell.'
Shipping weight: 0.21 pounds
Dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches