A$$ Out Of Bed: Hysterical Get Well Greeting Card

Item #: 1365
Cover Reads:
I Won't Be Coming In Today...I Can't Get My A$$ Out Of Bed.
Inside Reads:
Hope You're A$$ Feels Better Soon! Get Well
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Price
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

Sometimes you just don't feel like getting your ass out of bed. And sometimes, as pictured on the Ass Out Of Bed Funny Get Well Card from NobleWorks, you've got an actual ass/donkey and you can't get 'it' up and out of your bed. Despite the snoozing bedded-down animal, there's plenty of horsing around on this bright, witty and colorful card. A hilarious way to rein out some 'Get Well' good cheer to somebody feeling downright mulish.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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A$$ Out Of Bed
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Printing on recycled paper
Introduced:
June 01, 2015
UPC:
745469013658
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By RAAy-Bob
Irving, TX
PERFECT message for a buddy!
August 7, 2020
The sentiment was perfect for a buddy/colleague out sick.
Pros
  • Quality card construction & finish.
Cons
  • A bit pricey, but not by much over what I'd spend in a card shop.
By Linda
Linda
I love this company
November 16, 2019
All of the cards are great and high quality card stock you can't beat it and they are so funny I love the cards.
Pros
  • I love everything about them so it is 100% pro And making the card after the order is a nice thing to do.
Cons
  • None at all.
By Finnz
Erie, Pa
No Peers
June 27, 2019
When it comes to irreverent humor, NobleWorks has no peers! The cards are always high quality and they arrive quite quickly. And best of all, after mailing them to my friends, they tell me that they laughed their ass off. Making friends happy is what it's all about, isn't it?
By Tate
North Carolina
Made Him Laugh he A$$ Off!
November 16, 2018
Funny card! If the person you send this card to has a sense of humor, they'll love it.