Sore Gingerbread Man: Humorous Get Well Paper Greeting Card

Better stick with icing, because this gingerbread man has already dealt with excessive heat.

With its punny play on words, this hilarious get-well card features a cartoon by artist Dave Coverly, the creator of the brilliant “Speed Bump.” It features plenty of laughter for the patient, which is some of the best medicine. Side effects include:

• Groans.
• A heightened risk of more dad jokes.
• Excessive handwashing from how many people will pick this card up.

You won’t find funny get-well cards this good in the boring hospital gift shop. Use our bulk discount to stock up on a few and have ‘em ready, because we humans are fragile creatures.