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Human Poem: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card - Cats

Item #: C9232VDG
Cover Reads:
I wrote this poem for the human: "This Valentine's Day, I want you to smile, If I have to throw up, I'll do it on tile." It really tugs at the heartstrings.
Inside Reads:
Smile ... it's Valentine's Day!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Love is a warm, furry, fuzzy, poetic pussycat - who promises to vomit on a hard, easily-cleaned surface. Cat people and non-feline-fanciers alike will hork up a good laugh upon receiving this cute, colorful and creative cartoon Valentine's Day joke card. It's catty in a good way; sure to be adored and appreciated by any special friend, family member, coworker, lover and/or crazy old kitty lady you choose to send it to.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Human Poem
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock:
Printing on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
September 15, 2020
UPC:
745469254259
Availability:
In Stock
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By Suzanne
Houston, TX
I love their cards!
February 7, 2026
I order from here for special occasions and they never disappoint.
Pros
  • The cards are always funny and a big hit.
Cons
  • None.