Never Find Your Body: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: C5457VDG
Cover Reads:
They will never find your body
Inside Reads:
...As Hot As I Do! Be my Valentine or Else!
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There's nothing like a threatening and demanding ransom-style-worded message to get your beloved's excited attention and their heart racing. She or he will be even more hysterically attuned and affected when there's a hilarious punchline to further enliven the naughty note. That's what the dangerously delightful and thrillingly humorous Valentine's Day card on sale here is all about. Expect a heated, pulse-pounding response when you drop off the mirthfully menacing missive to your romantic partner on February 14th.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Never Find Your Body
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
September 30, 2022
UPC:
745469275780
Availability:
In Stock
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