Never Find Your Body: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

There's nothing like a threatening and demanding ransom-style-worded message to get your beloved's excited attention and their heart racing. She or he will be even more hysterically attuned and affected when there's a hilarious punchline to further enliven the naughty note. That's what the dangerously delightful and thrillingly humorous Valentine's Day card on sale here is all about. Expect a heated, pulse-pounding response when you drop off the mirthfully menacing missive to your romantic partner on February 14th.