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Free Pearl Earrings: Humorous Birthday Paper Card

Item #: C3708BDG
Cover Reads: Toilet Paper $998.00. Free Pearl Earrings With Purchase.
Inside Reads: Another birthday? Just roll with it! Happy Birthday
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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1$4.28 ea.
2 - 7$3.25 ea.
8+$2.75 ea.
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Occasion: Birthday

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Anyone who has followed the news to any extent over the last six months and counting(!) will get the potty and pearl humor pictured and worded on this funny B-Day card. TP shortages have been one of the more bizarre and hilarious side effects of COVID-19, resulting in exorbitant prices and hysterical greeting cards. Cash in on the wiping paper panic in a good, non-gouging way by gifting this absurdist (and all-too-real) joke greeting to a friend, family member or coworker celebrating a Birthday.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Free Pearl Earrings Card
Occasion: Birthday
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on recycled paper
Introduced: April 30, 2020
UPC: 745469250596
Availability: In Stock
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By Martha
Framingham, MA
July 12, 2020
We need cards like this
Although toilet paper aisles in the stores are filling back up again, this is a crude, funny reminder of days past. The little pearl rolls of toilet paper are hilarious.
ProsClever, poignant
ConsAlready slightly outdated
By glmwkansas
wichita ks
June 2, 2020
Great Cards for all occasions
my girl friend loved the card
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