Free Pearl Earrings: Humor Birthday Card

Item #: C3708BDG
Cover Reads:
Toilet Paper $998.00. Free Pearl Earrings With Purchase.
Inside Reads:
Another birthday? Just roll with it! Happy Birthday
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Anyone who has followed the news to any extent over the last six months and counting(!) will get the potty and pearl humor pictured and worded on this funny B-Day card. TP shortages have been one of the more bizarre and hilarious side effects of COVID-19, resulting in exorbitant prices and hysterical greeting cards. Cash in on the wiping paper panic in a good, non-gouging way by gifting this absurdist (and all-too-real) joke greeting to a friend, family member or coworker celebrating a Birthday.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Free Pearl Earrings
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
April 30, 2020
UPC:
745469250596
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Martha
Framingham, MA
We need cards like this
July 12, 2020
Although toilet paper aisles in the stores are filling back up again, this is a crude, funny reminder of days past. The little pearl rolls of toilet paper are hilarious.
Pros
  • Clever, poignant
Cons
  • Already slightly outdated
By glmwkansas
wichita ks
Great Cards for all occasions
June 2, 2020
my girl friend loved the card