Never Find Your Body: Funny Valentine's Day Pack of 3 Cards

What better way to really get through to your sweetheart than with a threatening Valentine's Day card done up in ransom note style lettering? Creatively crafted for heartfully humorous effect, of course. Your truly beloved - boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, partner, hostage, kidnap victim - will be feeling nothing but warm, loving, laughing relief and romance when you gift them a funny, witty and bawdy greeting from the three-card pack available here. If they haven't already been forewarned of your lovey-dovey deep devotion to them, these amusing, clever and demanding V-Day joke and joy missives will turn the lusty trick on February 14th. Plus, they come with yummy boxes of chocolates on the insides!