Absolut Bag: Funny Blank Greeting Card

Are any of your adult friends, relatives and/or coworkers in need of an intoxicatingly hilarious card to bolster their spirits? Well then, pick up and pour out to them this All Occasions greeting of bagged good cheer and booze to upliftingly dazzle and inebriate their mind, body and soul. The humorous alcohol IV card can be used to enliven and invigorate an Anniversary, Bachelorette, Congratulations, Divorce, Engagement, Friendship, New Job or Wedding occasion. The liquid good cheer imagery and joking wording will go down warmingly smooth, delicious and delightful. Da!