Mom's lessons always stuck better than anything teachers taught in school. The only problem is that we don't really learn how until we're all grown up.
A good Mother's Day card is funny, sweet and, most of all, true. This hilarious card lists all the life lessons Mom has given you over the years. For better or worse, these funny "mother lessons" are the cornerstones of most household constitutions.
This card proudly displays key lessons Mom taught us during childhood, and her unique take on parental pedagogy. From religion ("You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet") to irony ("Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"), these motherly maxims will be read aloud in a laugh riot during Mother's Day gatherings. Created in-house by NobleWorks, this card is perfect for giving in both directions: Kids will happily give this to Mom, and Mom can also give it right back to grown kids who are raising children of their own. Talk about teaching justice. Even though some of Mom's life lessons may not have made sense (then or now), they are doctrine in motherhood. Something new moms quickly find out. Now, that's justice.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches