Learned From Mom: Humor Mother's Day Card

Item #: 7208
Cover Reads:
Everything I Know I Learned From My Mom: My Mother Taght Me Religion: You'd Better Pray That Will Come Out Of The Carpet, My Mother Taught Me Logic: Because I Said So, That's Why., My Mother Taught Me Foresight: Make Sure You Wear Clean Underwear In Case You're In An Accident, My Mother Taught Me Irony: Keep Crying And I'll Give You Something To Cry About, My Mother Taught Me About Stamina: You Sit There Until All That Spinach Is Gone, My Mother Taught Me About Receiving: You Are Going To Get It When You Get Home, My Mother Taught Me About Medical Science: If You Don't Stop Crossing Your Eyes, They Are Going To Freeze That Way. My Mother Taught Me About Justice...
Inside Reads:
"One Day You'll Have Kids And I Hope They Turn Out Just Like You." Happy Mother's Day!
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Mom's lessons always stuck better than anything teachers taught in school. That might be because she repeated them to you a thousand times a day. Even though you seldom listened to her then, now that you're all grown up, sort of, you can show her you take those valuable, long-ago lessons to heart every day.

A good Mother's Day card is funny, sweet and, most of all, true. Clean, funny Motherís Day cards are also a good idea, if your ma is the type who doesnít like dirty words and is prone to reinforce her prejudices with a sharp rap on your head with a blunt instrument.

This hilarious card lists all the life lessons Mom has given you over the years. For better or worse, these funny lessons learned from Mom are the cornerstones of most household constitutions.

As a total card for ďeverything I know, I learned from my Mom,Ē this card proudly displays key lessons Mom taught us during childhood and her unique take on parental pedagogy. From religion ("You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet") to irony ("Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"), these motherly maxims will be read aloud in a laugh riot during Mother's Day gatherings.

Created in-house by NobleWorks, this card is perfect for giving in both directions: Kids will happily give this to Mom, and Mom can also give it right back to grown kids who are raising children of their own. Talk about teaching justice. Even though some of Mom's life lessons may not have made sense (then or now), they are doctrine in motherhood. Something new moms quickly find out. Now, that's justice.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Learned From Mom
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Art by NobleWorks
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Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
September 15, 2008
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By Barbara
Preston, MO
Mom loved it!
June 13, 2021
When my Mom said, "you better believe it," I knew I had found the right card. She liked her candle holder & tea lights, but went on about the card. Thanks Nobleworks...
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