If Starbucks insists on making up words for “small,” “medium” and “large,” maybe it should go with definitions similar to these.
This naughty Valentine’s Day card features a hilarious candy comparison from cartoonist Tom Cheney. It’s perfect for a variety of people, from your main squeeze to your friends and family who know all about your dirty mind.
Spread the love this year: This funny Valentine’s Day card is available from NobleWorks Cards with a bulk discount and free shipping, so you can have money left over to spoil yourself at Starbucks.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches