Tattooed Ass: Humorous Valentine's Day Paper Card

Item #: 2408
Cover Reads:
I'll Be Back In An Hour And A Half. I'm Going Downtown And Have Your Name Tattooed On My Ass In 72 Point Franklin Gothic Bold
Inside Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day, Now And Forever.
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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$4.45 ea.

Occasion: Valentine's Day

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Who says tattoos are just for the young hard bodies out there? They're perfectly fine for all ages, even for the old and lumpy, especially if they're applied to those nether regions that will be seen under only the most intimate circumstances by those nearest and dearest. If you think you and your valentine's love will last forever, then the hysterical NobleWorks Cards Tattooed Ass Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card is sure to leave its mark. We're not saying the proposed tattoo on the dedicated lady in the picture is going to look good. And we're not saying her ass is going to look good. At NobleWorks, we're not peddlers of Valentine Day porn cartoons, so you'll have to use your imagination. All we're saying is that she's definitely committed to her valentine, even if he can be a pain in the ass. Give this card to your old man this Valentine's Day if you want to show your eternal dedication to him.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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Tattooed Ass
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by John Caldwell
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
August 15, 2003
UPC:
745469024081
Availability:
In Stock
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By Brian
Hollywood, FL
Old humor
January 23, 2020
You have to be married for ages to get the vitter humor if this card
Pros
  • Sarcasm at its best