Drawn by hilarious and world famous cartoonist Tom Cheney, this laugh-out-loud Valentine's Day card expresses the true sentiment of the holiday. Give your Valentine stuff, wine and dine them, and hope you've done enough to get lucky. A piece of advice would be to give this card with chocolate for a one-two seduction punch. You don't want to bring up the idea of a lot of chocolate to a woman, then not have any. Humor is great, chocolate is better and together they're unstoppable.