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Have to Put Out: Humor Valentine's Day Card

Item #: 2398
Cover Reads:
Shit-- I'll Have To Put Out For This One.
Inside Reads:
How Shall I Put It... Will You Be My Valentine?
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Drawn by hilarious and world famous cartoonist Tom Cheney, this laugh-out-loud Valentine's Day card expresses the true sentiment of the holiday. Give your Valentine stuff, wine and dine them, and hope you've done enough to get lucky. A piece of advice would be to give this card with chocolate for a one-two seduction punch. You don't want to bring up the idea of a lot of chocolate to a woman, then not have any. Humor is great, chocolate is better and together they're unstoppable.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Have to Put Out
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Card paper from mixed sources.
Introduced:
August 15, 2012
UPC:
745469023985
Availability:
In Stock
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