No F Choc: Hilarious Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2298
Cover Reads:
No Chocolate? No Chocolate? A Diamond Bracelet, A Dozen Roses And A Card, But No Fucking Chocolate?
Inside Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day, Sweetie.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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At NobleWorks Cards, we know all about addictions and that addictive personalities must be handled with care. That's why we offer you this special, yummy card for the Feast of St. Valentine. After all, you don't want an addict going all psycho on you, especially on Valentine's Day, which is supposed to be all about love rather than murder and mayhem. Whether you're a chocoholic yourself or just have one in your life, our No F Chocolate Humorous Valentine's Day greeting card is the perfect choice for a valentine. This funny Valentine's Day cartoon gets right to the heart of the matter for the seriously cacao addicted: Promise anything, but give chocolate. And make sure you include a large box of it with this sweetly hilarious card.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
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No F Choc
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
August 15, 2004
UPC:
745469022988
Availability:
In Stock
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No F Choc Card   $4.95
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100% Recommend this product (2 of 2 responses)
By Jenn
Upstate NY
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February 27, 2020
Best Valentine’s Day card ever! We’ve been married 36 years and the mushy cards just don’t cut it. Your card was grand!
By Scott
Westchester, NY
Sound familiar?
January 31, 2019
Aside from plain funny, the card captures the Mrs.' reaction to REAL gifts.
Pros
  • A full belly laugh. Some of us fully identify with the card. A great ice breaker for such a romantic national occasion.
Cons
  • Zero. How can we not laugh out loud at the card?