Don't Have a Dick: Humor Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2248
Cover Reads:
Would You Like To Be My Valentine? You Know I Don't Have A Dick, Right?
Inside Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day - We're Made For Each Other.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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Looks like Jane is cutting to the quick about Dick.

This naughty Valentine’s Day card is one of many at NobleWorks Cards that are made for real people. The cards at the grocery store are OK, but they are tailored for only a certain kind of life. We know that love comes in many forms, though.

This gay-friendly Valentine’s Day card is perfect for anyone who loves love, whether it’s your main squeeze or a best friend. It’s also good for making homophobes uncomfortable. So order enough for everyone on your Valentine’s Day card list — our bulk discount gets lower with the more copies you buy.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Don't Have a Dick
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Artist:
SuperIndustrialLove
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by SuperIndustrialLove
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2007
UPC:
745469022483
Availability:
In Stock
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