There are famously funny and sexy lines in history, such as Mae West's "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?" NobleWorks Cards continues in that grand spirit with its Chili for Lunch Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card. Although the punchline in this card may be a little less sexy than Mae's, the wording and cartoon more than compensate. This card is especially appropriate if you have endured numerous gas attacks during your time together. Your loved one will swell up with love and other things when he gets this card from you.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches