Breakfast in Bed: Humor Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2195
Cover Reads:
When I Serve You Breakfast In Bed, Just Say "Thanks"...
Inside Reads:
Don't Be Like "Who The Fuck Are You And How Did You Get Into My Apartment!?" Thanks For Being My Valentine.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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If you are into drinking, one-night stands or, more likely, both, then the Breakfast in Bed Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card is for you. And if you want to make that one night stretch into more nights, give one of these to that special someone and hope that you can remember her name and that she remembers yours. Even if she can't quite place you, the retro picture of that handsome devil on the cover will help her manufacture some pleasant fantasies of what may have occurred, at least. And the punchline will make her laugh out loud, practically guaranteeing you a return trip to her boudoir.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Breakfast in Bed
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
October 30, 2014
UPC:
745469021950
Availability:
In Stock
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By Frank
AZ
Funny
February 20, 2020
It's a good one!.. haha..