Breakfast in Bed: Humor Valentine's Day Greeting Card

If you are into drinking, one-night stands or, more likely, both, then the Breakfast in Bed Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card is for you. And if you want to make that one night stretch into more nights, give one of these to that special someone and hope that you can remember her name and that she remembers yours. Even if she can't quite place you, the retro picture of that handsome devil on the cover will help her manufacture some pleasant fantasies of what may have occurred, at least. And the punchline will make her laugh out loud, practically guaranteeing you a return trip to her boudoir.