Eliminate the Bread: Funny Valentine's Day Card

Item #: 2163
Cover Reads:
A Loaf Of Bread, A Jug Of Wine, And Thou! It's A Tough Choice, But...
Inside Reads:
...I Think I Can Safely Eliminate The Bread! Will Thou Be My Valentine?
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Written by Omar Khayyam and studied by bored English majors for centuries, the Loaf of Bread, Jug of Wine and Thou poem is a good start for a Valentine's Day Card. But since we're not living in the Victorian Age, this card adds some much needed Valentine humor. Most guys can agree that the wine and the date are important, but if you're cheap enough to just eat the bread basket, you may quickly lose your Thou. Let a little Valentine humor be the poetry for the day. We're pretty sure the actual poem hasn't worked in hundreds of years.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Eliminate the Bread
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Made in USA
Introduced:
August 15, 2012
UPC:
745469021639
Availability:
In Stock
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