If Valentine's Day is about anything, it's about sex and chocolate. And, maybe, love as wells. We're not quite sure. Regardless, these to-the-point Valentine's Day cards are perfect for celebrating some of the keystones of the holiday. This closet pin-up girl is laugh-out-loud hilarious, and if your man is a fan of Bettie Page, then he's in for a treat. Most importantly, these Valentine's Day cards will remind your man of cake and sex, so we recommend being prepared to offer both. But just the sex will probably do.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches