No ifs, ands or buts about it. The All My Butt Valentine's Day Funny Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards will be the kind of Valentine's Day greeting that everyone will be able to get behind. Who wouldn't want to be the butt of this joke card? There may be lies in a relationship, but one piece of constant truth is that we like big butts, and we cannot lie about that. In honor of this irrevocable truth sung to the heavens by Sir Mix-A-Lot and other songsters and poets down through the ages, this funny Valentine's Day card is the perfect way for full-figured women to show their man they care. Like your love, your butt will assuredly only get bigger over time. So don't hesitate to celebrate your lovely lady lump. These funny valentine cards are clever, flirty and, most importantly, completely butt-tastic. Remember, we don't want none unless you got buns, hun. You and the recipient will also like the fact that this card is made right here in the U.S. That will stimulate the economy and jobs, helping some unemployed folks get off their butts and make a living.