Want You Inside Me: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2138
Cover Reads:
I Want You Inside Me. (That's Hot!)
Inside Reads:
Be My Valentine Or You're Toast!
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GREETED version (5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

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Want You Inside Me Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Here's a toast to all of the valentine lovers out there looking for the perfect card. These hilariously risque Valentine's Day cards are sure to butter any valentine's bread. This card will broadcast the news that you are open for business in no uncertain terms and is virtually guaranteed to get a rise out of even the most recalcitrant lover. Serve this delicious card up with your famous jelly roll for one delicious meal neither of you will forget. You don't need sappy poetry or flowers to get what you want. Funny valentine's pictures are worth a thousand awesome words. If you're looking for a way to not get burnt this Valentine's Day, then this card is a laugh-out-loud good time. Besides being good for you and your beau, this card is also good for the economy and the environment. It's printed on post-consumer recycled fiber and made right here in the U.S.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Want You Inside Me
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2011
UPC:
745469021387
Availability:
In Stock
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Roy S.
Iowa
hilarious
February 5, 2019
would recommend
By Katie
Brownwood, TX
Valentines card
February 5, 2019
Can't wait to give this to my bf! He's got a dirty sense of humor like me so I know he'll love it. So glad I found this website!
By Karen
Denver, CO
Not going to find this at the grocery store
May 1, 2018
awesome cards
By Gayle
NYC
A PERFECT CARD
March 1, 2018
My boyfriend LOVED it!,
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  • Innovative & inexpensive!