Sometimes the direct approach is the only way to go. If that's the case for you, the FCK All I Need Is U Valentine's Day funny greeting card from NobleWorks Cards lets the recipient know exactly what he or she means to you and how she can make your connection complete. This card is so direct, in fact, that it uses abbreviated words to get its message across. That makes it appropriate if you're in a hurry and also if you are considering giving a Valentine's Day card to someone who doesn't read very well. If you're unsure about whether the F-word will offend the recipient, this ingenious card also gets around that problem by not spelling it out. You can always explain it was short for frack or something and save yourself some embarrassing moments and maybe a punch in the nose.