Fuck Me: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2090
Cover Reads:
Fuck Me
Inside Reads:
(Checkboxes For: Immediately; Vigorously; Repeatedly; Like You Know My Name; All Of The Above
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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When it comes to the language of love, there is a time for subtlety and there is a time for the direct approach. If the time for subtlety has come and gone, then you may have to resort to the Valentine's Day equivalent of the atomic bomb. The Fuck Me Adult Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card from NobleWorks Cards takes no prisoners. It will almost certainly get you laid - if it doesn't get you into the hospital ER, that is. And even in the latter case, you might get some sympathy loving. But be diplomatic when giving this unique card anyway. This card shoots straight to the heart of what makes the world go round. Not exactly the bad poetry you'd expect on a Valentine's Day card, this short but sweet message will definitely get your valentine's attention. Adult greeting cards are perfect for having an adult night. Roses might be red and violets blue, but if you do me, I'll do you. That's all this card is saying. It's a master craft of minimalist poetry. Profound, don't you think?

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Fuck Me
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Pulp used in the making of this paper came from mixed sources of well managed forests, controlled sources and post-consumer recycled fiber. Printed in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2006
UPC:
745469020908
Availability:
In Stock
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