This funny valentines day card is perfect for the one that goes overboard with everything. If you receive this from your partner make sure to follow a few of our expert suggestions: 1. Confirm that they don't have rooms packed from floor to ceiling with anything. 2. You will want to make sure that they don't have access to your credit cards on nights that they have had too much alcohol and are tuned into the shopping channel. Once you take these precautions feel free to hunker down in the bedroom with the phone off the hook and a case of energy drinks. Enjoy!