Some of the lesser known Valentines Day cartoons, the seven Valentine's Day dwarves really do embody the parts of Valentines Day. Whether your Valentine is a Sweety, partial to chocolates, or a Smoochy, ready to lay some smackaroos, these funny Valentine cards are sure to be a laugh-out-loud good time. By giving this card, we assume you are the Hopeless Romantic. He is the only dwarf that is straight to the point. So give this card naked on your favorite bear skin rug and celebrate with your special Valentine.