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Makes Me Horny: Funny Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Item #: 2012
Cover Reads:
I Never Should Have Told Him That Chocolate Makes Me Horny
Inside Reads:
Happy Valentine's Day.
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It's no secret, chocolate certainly can be an aphrodesiac. It's no wonder guys go out of their way to get these big fancy hearts stuffed clear full of chocolate every year on valentines day. Year after year, it never fails. It may be an aphrodesiac but for most women, it's probably not an instant lights on switch. Maybe if you accompany the giant heart with this funny greeting card, that will turn her lights on, you won't know until you try!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Makes Me Horny
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tom Cheney
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2009
UPC:
745469020120
Availability:
In Stock
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