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Heart Of A Poet: Funny Valentine's Day Card

Item #: 2010
Cover Reads:
Doreen.. Beneath This Brutish Exterior Beats The Heart Of A Poet... I Also Have His Kidneys And I Think Maybe His Gall Bladder, But I'm Not Sure.
Inside Reads:
I Wish You A Happy Valentine's Day With All My Heart, And Lungs, And Liver, And Spleen...
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Didn�t he say he had his father�s eyes? We may need to re-evaluate this date.

The heart of a poet Valentine's Day Card will leave your recipients in stitches. From the brilliant mind and pen of cartoonist Randy McIlwaine, this funny Valentine�s Day card features a hilarious take on Frankenstein�s monster asking for a second chance. Its clean humor is perfect for a wide variety of giving situations � it�s ideal for work parties, church get-togethers, school situations and other events. Use our bulk discount to stock up on several copies, and enjoy our free shipping.

You won�t find any questionable anatomy in this hilarious Valentine�s Day card: It�s printed on FSC-certified paper in the U.S.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
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Heart Of A Poet
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Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Randy Mcilwaine
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper. Made in the USA.
Introduced:
September 15, 2009
UPC:
745469020106
Availability:
In Stock
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By Jackie
Brooklyn, NY
Great Card!
February 28, 2020
Husband literally laughed out loud.