Breast Implants: Hilarious Birthday Paper Greeting Card

Item #: 0934
Cover Reads:
There Is More Money Being Spent On Breast Implants And Viagra Today Than On Alzheimer's Research. This Means That By 2040, There Should Be A Large Elderly Population With Perky Boobs And Huge Erections And...
Inside Reads:
...Absolutely No Recollection Of What To Do With Them. Happy Birthday. Party Like There Is No Tomorrow.
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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We can't wait for year 2040!! Hold on why again? Oh yeah, this funny B-Day card explains it all in clear, concise, arousing and amusing, but ultimately forgettable, language. Rest assured, though, for the present, anyone gifted this blue background, white writ, humorous joke greeting on the occasion of their big special day will assuredly swell and engorge with memorable laughter!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Breast Implants
Occasion:
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
This card is printed on FSC certified sustainable source pulp and contains 10% post consumer waste. Manufactured in the U.S.A.
Introduced:
July 15, 2010
UPC:
745469009347
Availability:
In Stock
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