Ah, blessings be upon the truly bonered! Every male friend, family member and coworker - and all women, too - will rise up and take long, hard notice of the colorful, hilarious B-Day greeting card featured here, upon being extended the humorous missive. Within an ornate blue and gold scroll and pill frame, the happy, horny patron saint of pointed sexual performance is pictured in a brown robe and robust condition. This arousing, amazing greeting will engorge the party fun beyond all expectations for anybody celebrating their big special day, with a prodigious passion! So, prescribe it to one and all, but especially to those who you really want to get a rise out of.