Scientific Breakthrough: Funny Mother's Day Card

Yes! In a world with so many annoying insects and so little delicious chocolate to go around, the sweet scientific breakthrough retro pictured on this hilarious and colorful M-Day card would be a goldmine for whichever genius gal could patent it. Until this everywoman's fantasy becomes a peer-tested reality, however, moms everywhere will have to more than make-do with this wickedly funny greeting card on their big special day. Full of brightness and lightheartedness, grasshoppers and a beautiful lab lady, and witty wording, this tantalizingly tasty missive will make Mum marvel and laugh with great mirth.