Miranda Rights' take a back seat to marital law every time. So, the uniformed cop busting the wedded, bald-headed perp on the large Married Arrest Anniversary Joke Card need not bother with the part about 'anything you say can and will be used against you.' But ... 'You have the right to have a Happy Anniversary!' And that's what this huge, hilarious, cartoon card is all about: celebrating an anniversary in a fun and colorful manner. Cop to it now!