Never Find Your Body: Funny Anniversary Card

Item #: C5456ANG
Cover Reads:
They will never find your body
Inside Reads:
...as hot as I do! Happy Anniversary!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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$4.95 ea.
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$4.45 ea.

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This flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, artsy and crafty Anniversary card is to die for. It has a real, red-blooded, physical appeal. Everyone will love our twisted Anniversary humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after your loved one opens this colorful, hilarious card and they read the humorously hot punchline. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your special someone a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Anniversary card. Flowers, chocolates and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer sexy card will inject some much-needed adult loving levity into your commemoration celebration and communication.

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Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Never Find Your Body
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced:
March 15, 2019
UPC:
745469231755
Availability:
In Stock
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By Sue
Florida
Amusing card
September 6, 2019
This was a great anniversary card for my husband!