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Never Find Your Body: Funny Anniversary Card

Item #: C5456ANG
Cover Reads: They will never find your body
Inside Reads: hot as I do! Happy Anniversary!
GREETED version (5" x 7")
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Occasion: Anniversary

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This flirty, if not somewhat homicidal, artsy and crafty Anniversary card is to die for. It has a real, red-blooded, physical appeal. Everyone will love our twisted Anniversary humor. And maybe you'll get a little lucky after your loved one opens this colorful, hilarious card and they read the humorously hot punchline. This card may seem a little demented, but what's love, if not demented? Don't give your special someone a run-of-the-mill card. Give him or her a run-for-the-hills Anniversary card. Flowers, chocolates and hearts are fine, but unless you're in second grade, a little originality is a hell of a lot more fun. This killer sexy card will inject some much-needed adult loving levity into your commemoration celebration and communication.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches
Name: Never Find Your Body Card
Occasion: Anniversary
Line: RedRocket
Greeting Card Style: Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Artist: NobleWorks Inc
Credit: Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock: Printed on FSC certified paper
Introduced: March 15, 2019
UPC: 745469231755
Availability: In Stock
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By Sue
September 6, 2019
Amusing card
This was a great anniversary card for my husband!
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