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Remote Rash: Funny Anniversary Greeting Card

Item #: C7013ANG
Cover Reads:
According to Google, it's either a rare tropical rash or you've been sitting on the remote
Inside Reads:
Wishing you an out-of-control anniversary. Happy Anniversary!
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GREETED (5" x 7")
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$4.99 ea.
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Wait a minute! What self-respecting, channel-flipping, thumb-triggered 'guy' would actually 'sit' on the TV remote control? So, maybe what the poor bald fellow in bed really has 'is' a rare tropical rash. Or maybe … he was just trying to hide the action clicker from his curler-haired wife so he could keep control of the device. The options are open, but the hilarity is not in doubt. Gift this yellow-bordered, overly flesh-toned, funny A-Day card to a special loved one and watch 'them' get imprinted with dimpled smiles of delight and good cheer.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Remote Rash
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Tim Whyatt
Paper Stock:
North American based and printed on FSC certified paper.
Introduced:
December 14, 2018
UPC:
745469231328
Availability:
In Stock
PRODUCT REVIEWS
Review Summary
Remote Rash Card   $4.99
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100% Recommend this product (4 of 4 responses)
By Karen
Naples, Florida
Sent this card to my brother in law who always flips thru the channels
April 3, 2026
Very funny cards, great quality I love the fact that shipping is free!
By Paul
Phoenix, AZ
closest friends love these
January 7, 2021
Too funny! Love the anniversary selection.
By Marty
Delray Beach, FL
Funny Anniversary greeting
October 10, 2020
A little risqu? but not too much. Good for semi-conservative friends.
Pros
  • Funny
Cons
  • a tiny bit gross
By Pam
Kansas
great birthday card
May 2, 2019
What kind of kook wouldn't be amused by this card?
Pros
  • Funny, non-offensive and relatable
Cons
  • Not a single con