Before Smartphones: Hilarious Anniversary Printed Greeting Card

In the old days, before cellphones and emojis, it took a while to paint a proper and provocative picture of your emotions and aspirations when it came to the opposite sex. But the wait made it all seem even more worthwhile; or so ancient history (as comically pictured on the clever, colorful, creative and suggestive Anniversary card available here) leads us to believe. Artfully, amusingly and appealingly exhibit your ongoing true love and lust for your spouse, partner, girlfriend, boyfriend and/or significant other by gifting them this hysterically illustrated and worded, and historically accurate, visual fruit, vegetable and honeypot display of devotion and desire, on the wonderful occasion of your Happy Anniversary with them.