Human Poem: Funny Valentine's Day Jumbo Greeting Card - Cats

Item #: J9232VDG
Cover Reads:
I wrote this poem for the human: "This Valentine's Day, I want you to smile, If I have to throw up, I'll do it on tile." It really tugs at the heartstrings.
Inside Reads:
Smile ... it's Valentine's Day!
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

Love is a warm, furry, fuzzy, poetic pussycat - who promises to vomit on a hard, easily cleaned surface. Cat people and nonfeline fanciers alike will hork up a great big laugh upon receiving this cute, colorful and creative cartoon Valentine's Day giant joke card. It's massively catty in a good way; sure to be hugely adored and epically appreciated by any super special friend, family member, coworker, lover and/or crazy old kitty lady you choose to send it to.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Human Poem
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Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Cartoon by Scott Metzger
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
January 31, 2023
UPC:
745469278880
Availability:
In Stock
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