Virus Diet: Humor Get Well Over-sized Greeting Card

Ah, a card that highlights the great "benefits" of being seriously ill. Thank you, dubious dieticians, witty wordslingers and able artists at NobleWorks! Against a rather puke green large background, a wonderful, smiling, well-dressed lady is pictured diagnosing bodily perfection via virus expectoration on this funny, fantastic, fit-for-anyone, giant card. Dispense it with great good cheer and big best wishes, and perhaps a health warning label.