There, you said it! And don't expect Mom to wash your mouth out with soap, either. Instead, it's almost (but not quite) guaranteed that she'll greatly appreciate your super, stirring words of enormous tribute (even if she doesn't fully appreciate the profanity), and the beautiful, stylish, red, pink and white patterned extra-large card that they're printed on. A great big gorgeous and humorous way to pay huge homage to one especially awesome lady.
Shipping weight: 0.21 pounds
Dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches