Touch My Heart: Funny Valentine's Day Big Card

Item #: J6790VDG
Cover Reads:
It's Valentine's Day and you touch my heart!
Inside Reads:
Now, just slide your hand down a little lower...
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JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

You don't have to be a heart surgeon, or gynecologist, to appreciate the enormous emotional and physical feelings lovingly and laughingly expressed on this huge, heartfelt (and hopefully genital felt) Valentine's Day card. Featuring a large, red, velvet heart and a vast, vivid, white dotted, pink background on the outside, and a sexily suggestive punch line on the inside, this tender, touchy feely, hilarious, hands on giant greeting will have your loved one beaming and beating with epic good cheer and great emotion. An amazing, immense card both sweetly appreciative and seductively instructional.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Name:
Touch My Heart
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Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Credit:
Cartoon by D. T. Walsh
Paper Stock:
Printed on recycled paper
Introduced:
January 31, 2023
UPC:
745469278897
Availability:
In Stock
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