Touch My Heart: Funny Valentine's Day Big Card

You don't have to be a heart surgeon, or gynecologist, to appreciate the enormous emotional and physical feelings lovingly and laughingly expressed on this huge, heartfelt (and hopefully genital felt) Valentine's Day card. Featuring a large, red, velvet heart and a vast, vivid, white dotted, pink background on the outside, and a sexily suggestive punch line on the inside, this tender, touchy feely, hilarious, hands on giant greeting will have your loved one beaming and beating with epic good cheer and great emotion. An amazing, immense card both sweetly appreciative and seductively instructional.