Always Porn: Funny Graduation Giant Card

Graduation's a time for huge hopes, dreams and thinking about endless epic possibilities. It's often a time of goodbyes after spending a certain number of years with your classmates, too. But, as any liberal arts grad will tell you, it's an occasion for hearing, "So, what'll you do with that degree? Teaching?" Or worse, you get the big spiel about how your degree's not marketable, and how no one will hire you - blah, blah, blah. This gigantic Graduation card, though, shows them - even if you're not the valedictorian. Almost every graduate has envisioned what they would say in their speech, and while most of them would have some smartass or funny lines about how everyone graduating today will change the world in ways that no one else ever has, this funny, extra large card by NobleWorks Cards lets loose in an offensive, lewd and bawdy way that's practically unforgivable. Give an oversized Graduation Congratulations card that's sure to enormously inspire any graduate, in one way or another - whether they aspire to professorship through endless degrees or want a quick and easy career in adult films.