The real world's coming. Not every grad is this naïve once they grab their diploma, but reality slaps them in the face (and maybe caps a knee or two) soon enough. All that enthusiasm gives way to worry about student debt, and even once that new grad scores a good, full-time job, their hard work soon seems useless when an idiot boss demands yet another revision and deadlines create so much stress they're up until the wee hours of the morning. Better appreciate it all now!
Illustrated by Tom Cheney, this graduation card makes it clear what's right around the corner, even as you're offering congratulations and tons of good luck. This irreverent, kick-in-the-pants card is printed in the U.S. on FSC-certified, sustainably-sourced pulp that contains 10% post-consumer waste (all that is a long way of saying the card is environmentally friendly). Orders ship free and are available at a discount if you buy in bulk.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches