Five Ways To Win Her Love: Humor Valentine's Day Big Card

Item #: J1641VDG
Cover Reads:
5 Way To Win Her Love.
1) Buy her flowers.
2) Shower her with compliments.
3) Maker her laugh.
4) Be assertive.
Inside Reads:
Hold Her Down And Lightly Smack Her Ass. Happy Valentine's Day!
Select Quantity:
JUMBO GREETED (8.5" x 11")
With inside message
Price: $9.62

If you and your mate are a little, er, kinky, then NobleWorks Cards has the perfect Valentine's Day giant card for you. As a full service paper card company, we consider it our duty to cater to every taste and to serve every whim. Our Five Ways to Win Her Love Valentine's Day Funny Paper Card is bound to whet her appetite for some good old fashioned fun when she sees the enormous image of an old fashioned wooden paddle on the cover and reads the cleverly titillating caption inside. There are many ways to show your epic love, including the handful of methods spelled out in this gigantic card. But the best and naughtiest way is saved for last when the recipient opens the humungous greeting. It's the perfect oversized gift for that slightly sadomasochistic friend who has everything but wants even more.

Postage required: First-Class Mail Flat/Large Envelope Rate
Shipping weight: 4.00 oz
Shipping dimensions: 9 x 12 x 0.1 inches
Five Ways To Win Her Love
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Extra Large Version: 8.5" x 11"
Art by NobleWorks
Paper Stock:
Printed on FSC certified paper
January 31, 2023
In Stock