The big, pink and purple-clad, retro-styled 'Madame' on this giant card doesn't feel perky at all, thank you, Fifi. In fact, she feels like shit! Everyone's been there, big-time. So gift someone feeling down in the dumps this huge, hilarious, colorful card and see if it doesn't cheer them up just a little, if not a lot. No shit, this extra-large greeting card is maid to order for everybody young and old.