You think you have it bad? Trying being the guy or gal on the dirty business butt end of an elephant suffering from projectile diarrhea. That's the hysterical, tail and up-lifting message of best wishes on this funny and flatulent Get Well card reeking of good cheer. It's a steaming load of hilarity, for sure. Because even if that special friend, family member or coworker is feeling really ill, there's always somebody out there feeling a whole lot sh#ttier.