Don't Leave: Funny Retirement Card

It's always tough to see a great coworker leave the office, department or jobsite - for good. Good for them, not so good for everybody left behind, because how are they all going to look so productive now that the best employee is gone? That treasured ex-colleague, wonderful former workmate and new full-time retiree will get a good parting laugh out of the hilarious, feelgood greeting featured here when you all gift it to them on the very special occasion of their Retirement. Then it's back to the workplace grind, to try to somehow take up all the slack left behind!