Virus Diet: Humorous Get Well Paper Card

Ah, a card that highlights the "benefits" of being ill. Thank you, dubious dieticians, witty wordslingers and able artists at NobleWorks! Against a rather puke green background, a wonderful, smiling, well-dressed lady is pictured diagnosing bodily perfection via virus expectoration on this funny, fantastic, fit-for-anyone card. Dispense it with good cheer and best wishes, and perhaps a health warning label.