When you're a male praying mantis, you want to keep a head on your beer and your head on your body for as long as possible. That's the hilarious quest of the booze-swilling green insect with the elongated body on the Chew My Head Off Funny Anniversary Card. Bright green and brew laden, with yellow flowers, this is one good cheer anniversary card to raise a glass to and put in an envelope as soon as possible. It's got a limited life, after all.
Shipping weight: 0.07 pounds
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches