If you and your mate are a little, er, kinky, then NobleWorks Cards has the perfect Valentine's Day card for you. As a full-service paper card company, we consider it our duty to cater to every taste and to serve every whim. Our Five Ways to Win Her Love Valentine's Day Funny Paper Card is bound to whet her appetite for some good old-fashioned fun when she sees the image of an old-fashioned wooden paddle on the cover and reads the cleverly titillating caption inside. There are many ways to show your love, including the handful of methods spelled out in this card. But the best and naughtiest way is saved for last when the recipient opens the card. It's the perfect gift for that slightly sadomasochistic friend who has everything but wants even more.
Shipping weight: 1 oz
Dimensions: 5 x 7 x 0.1 inches