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So Long Suckers: Hysterical Retirement Printed Card

Item #: C11068RTG
Cover Reads:
So Long Suckers!! Must Be Retiring. Just A Guess.
Inside Reads:
Go out with a bang! Congratulations on your retirement.
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Yup, it's definitely a banner day for anyone who's retiring from the workforce. And that's the naked truth! So, if you have a friend, family member or now former colleague who's joyfully running out on the job, why not wish that leisure headed ex employee a Happy Retirement using the hilarious, buff bodied banner wielding Retirement card available here. They'll be gone from the office, department, store, restaurant or worksite in a flash, so don't forget to bare your humorous best wishes for that labor liberated man or woman as they race off into the golden, clothing optional sunset of Retirement!

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
So Long Suckers
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Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Cartoon by Bill Whitehead
Paper Stock:
Recycled paper, printed in New Jersey, not China.
Introduced:
December 15, 2025
UPC:
745469303384
Availability:
In Stock
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