Designated Driver: Funny St. Patrick's Day Card

Like getting your zipper hopelessly stuck at a Valentine's Day orgy, is there anything worse than being the designated sober driving guy for a Saint Patrick's Day party!? That's the beerly acceptable reality for the buckle-hatted and bow-tied SPD reveller pathetically and hilariously pictured and captioned on the green-with-color-and-envy St. Patty's Day card on sale here. All those Emerald Isle admirers you know who like to imbibe more than just shamrock shakes on March 17th will be gulping with laughter and frothing with good humor when you gift them the hysterically frustrating greeting.