Airport Security: Humor Blank Greeting Card

Item #: 9964K
Cover Reads:
Airport Screening Results: October 20 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security: Terrorists Discovered: 0. Transvestites: 176. Hernias: 1,678. Hemorrhoids Cases 3,896. Enlarged Prostates 8,570. Breast Implants: 62,356. Natural Blondes:3.
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That's a heavy chest load of breast implants getting on planes on October 20th! And not many true blondes. Still, it's a dirty job - emphasis on "dirty" - but some awfully annoying federal civil servants have to do it. For a satisfying change, in this funny card case, TSA agents provide some genuine laughter, good cheer and fine feeling - on the hilarious Homeland Security All Occasions greeting featured here. Any of your adult friends, relatives and colleagues will be patting down their own thighs and tummies with laughter when you gift them the hysterical photo and report card for any reason you choose to statistically and terrifically amuse and amaze.

Shipping weight: 0.64 oz
Shipping dimensions: 5.38 x 7.38 x 0.2 inches
Name:
Airport Security
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Artist:
NobleWorks Inc
Greeting Card Style:
Regular Version: 5" x 7"
Credit:
Art by NobleWorks
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Manufactured in U.S.A.
Introduced:
April 15, 2013
UPC:
745469299649
Availability:
In Stock
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