Airport Security: Humor Blank Greeting Card

That's a heavy chest load of breast implants getting on planes on October 20th! And not many true blondes. Still, it's a dirty job - emphasis on "dirty" - but some awfully annoying federal civil servants have to do it. For a satisfying change, in this funny card case, TSA agents provide some genuine laughter, good cheer and fine feeling - on the hilarious Homeland Security All Occasions greeting featured here. Any of your adult friends, relatives and colleagues will be patting down their own thighs and tummies with laughter when you gift them the hysterical photo and report card for any reason you choose to statistically and terrifically amuse and amaze.